| Round 1 | ||||
| Hernandez Is Innocent | 1 | Peyton Manning | QB | Broncos |
| Randy Travis Isn't Dead… Yet | 2 | Aaron Rodgers | QB | Packers |
| The Brianators | 3 | Drew Brees | QB | Saints |
| Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe | 4 | Tom Brady | QB | Patriots |
| Twerking With Miley | 5 | Colin Kaepernick | QB | 49ers |
| Montee (Foot) Ball On Our Phone | 6 | Adrian Peterson | RB | Vikings |
| RG3PO | 7 | Robert Griffin III | QB | Redskins |
| Don't Touchdown There | 8 | Matt Ryan | QB | Falcons |
| Barkevious At The Moon | 9 | Adrian Foster | RB | Texans |
| QBs Are Not My Forte | 10 | Doug Martin | RB | Buccaneers |
| Pam And Da Boyz | 11 | Marshawn Lynch | RB | Seahawks |
| One Legged Men Can't Kick | 12 | Calvin Johnson | WR | Lions |
| Best One | 13 | Cam Newton | QB | Panthers |
| The Boyz Are Back In Town | 14 | Matthew Stafford | QB | Lions |
| Round 2 | ||||
| The Boyz Are Back In Town | 15 | Russell Wilson | QB | Seahawks |
| Best One | 16 | Andrew Luck | QB | Colts |
| One Legged Men Can't Kick | 17 | Jamal Charles | RB | Chiefs |
| Pam And Da Boyz | 18 | Alfred Morris | RB | Redskins |
| QBs Are Not My Forte | 19 | Michael Vick | QB | Eagles |
| Barkevious At The Moon | 20 | LeSean McCoy | RB | Eagles |
| Don't Touchdown There | 21 | Trent Richardson | RB | Browns |
| RG3PO | 22 | Ray Rice | RB | Ravens |
| Montee (Foot) Ball On Our Phone | 23 | Steven Ridley | RB | Patriots |
| Twerking With Miley | 24 | Maurice Jones-Drew | RB | Jaguars |
| Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe | 25 | Eddie Lacy | RB | Packers |
| The Brianators | 26 | Eli Manning | QB | Giants |
| Randy Travis Isn't Dead… Yet | 27 | Tony Romo | QB | Cowboys |
| Hernandez Is Innocent | 28 | Steven Jackson | RB | Falcons |
| Round 3 | ||||
| Hernandez Is Innocent | 29 | Andy Dalton | QB | Bengals |
| Randy Travis Isn't Dead… Yet | 30 | Dez Bryant | WR | Cowboys |
| The Brianators | 31 | Frank Gore | RB | 49ers |
| Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe | 32 | Sam Bradford | QB | Rams |
| Twerking With Miley | 33 | David Wilson | RB | Giants |
| Montee (Foot) Ball On Our Phone | 34 | Matt Schaub | QB | Texans |
| RG3PO | 35 | Victor Cruz | WR | Giants |
| Don't Touchdown There | 36 | Julio Jones | WR | Falcons |
| Barkevious At The Moon | 37 | CJ Spiller | RB | Bills |
| QBs Are Not My Forte | 38 | Chris Johnson | RB | Titans |
| Pam And Da Boyz | 39 | Demaryius Thomas | WR | Broncos |
| One Legged Men Can't Kick | 40 | Jimmy Graham | TE | Saints |
| Best One | 41 | Reggie Bush | RB | Lions |
| The Boyz Are Back In Town | 42 | DeMarco Murray | RB | Cowboys |
| Round 4 | ||||
| The Boyz Are Back In Town | 43 | Lamar Miller | RB | Dolphins |
| Best One | 44 | Steve Gostkowski | K | Patriots |
| One Legged Men Can't Kick | 45 | Ben Roethslisberger | QB | Steelers |
| Pam And Da Boyz | 46 | Phillip Rivers | QB | Chargers |
| QBs Are Not My Forte | 47 | Matt Forte | RB | Bears |
| Barkevious At The Moon | 48 | Joe Flacco | QB | Ravens |
| Don't Touchdown There | 49 | Carson Palmer | QB | Cardinals |
| RG3PO | 50 | Darren Sproles | RB | Saints |
| Montee (Foot) Ball On Our Phone | 51 | Josh Freeman | QB | Buccaneers |
| Twerking With Miley | 52 | AJ Green | WR | Bengals |
| Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe | 53 | Brandon Marshall | WR | Bears |
| The Brianators | 54 | Ahmad Bradshaw | RB | Colts |
| Randy Travis Isn't Dead… Yet | 55 | Blair Walsh | K | Vikings |
| Hernandez Is Innocent | 56 | Matt Prater | K | Broncos |
| Round 5 | ||||
| Hernandez Is Innocent | 57 | Garrett Hartley | K | Saints |
| Randy Travis Isn't Dead… Yet | 58 | Matt Bryant | K | Falcons |
| The Brianators | 59 | Mason Crosby | K | Packers |
| Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe | 60 | Daryl Richardson | RB | Rams |
| Twerking With Miley | 61 | Phil Dawson | K | 49ers |
| Montee (Foot) Ball On Our Phone | 62 | Randy Bullock | K | Texans |
| RG3PO | 63 | Tavon Austin | WR | Rams |
| Don't Touchdown There | 64 | Larry Fitzgerald | WR | Cardinals |
| Barkevious At The Moon | 65 | Randall Cobb | WR | Packers |
| QBs Are Not My Forte | 66 | Justin Tucker | K | Ravens |
| Pam And Da Boyz | 67 | Marques Colston | WR | Saints |
| One Legged Men Can't Kick | 68 | Danny Amendola | WR | Patriots |
| Best One | 69 | Dwayne Bowe | WR | Chiefs |
| The Boyz Are Back In Town | 70 | Wes Welker | WR | Broncos |
| Round 6 | ||||
| The Boyz Are Back In Town | 71 | Greg Zeurlein | K | Rams |
| Best One | 72 | Shane Vereen | RB | Patriots |
| One Legged Men Can't Kick | 73 | Ryan Mathews | RB | Chargers |
| Pam And Da Boyz | 74 | Sebby Janikowski | K | Raiders |
| QBs Are Not My Forte | 75 | Andre Johnson | WR | Texans |
| Barkevious At The Moon | 76 | Roddy White | WR | Falcons |
| Don't Touchdown There | 77 | Robie Gould | K | Bears |
| RG3PO | 78 | David Akers | K | Lions |
| Montee (Foot) Ball On Our Phone | 79 | Torrey Smith | WR | Ravens |
| Twerking With Miley | 80 | Jordy Nelson | WR | Packers |
| Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe | 81 | Mike Wallace | WR | Dolphins |
| The Brianators | 82 | Dan Bailey | K | Cowboys |
| Randy Travis Isn't Dead… Yet | 83 | James Jones | WR | Packers |
| Hernandez Is Innocent | 84 | Mark Ingram | RB | Saints |
| Round 7 | ||||
| Hernandez Is Innocent | 85 | Darren McFadden | RB | Raiders |
| Randy Travis Isn't Dead… Yet | 86 | Ben Green-Ellis | RB | Bengals |
| The Brianators | 87 | Jason Witten | TE | Cowboys |
| Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe | 88 | Caleb Sturgis | K | Dolphins |
| Twerking With Miley | 89 | Steven Hauschka | K | Seahawks |
| Montee (Foot) Ball On Our Phone | 90 | Alex Henery | K | Eagles |
| RG3PO | 91 | Le'Veon Bell | RB | Steelers |
| Don't Touchdown There | 92 | Giovani Bernard | RB | Bengals |
| Barkevious At The Moon | 93 | Josh Brown | K | Giants |
| QBs Are Not My Forte | 94 | DeSean Jackson | WR | Eagles |
| Pam And Da Boyz | 95 | Chris Ivory | RB | Jets |
| One Legged Men Can't Kick | 96 | DeAngelo Williams | RB | Panthers |
| Best One | 97 | Vick Ballard | RB | Colts |
| The Boyz Are Back In Town | 98 | Vincent Jackson | WR | Buccaneers |
| Round 8 | ||||
| The Boyz Are Back In Town | 99 | Eric Decker | WR | Broncos |
| Best One | 100 | Pierre Garcon | WR | Redskins |
| One Legged Men Can't Kick | 101 | Reggie Wayne | WR | Colts |
| Pam And Da Boyz | 102 | Rob Gronkowski | TE | Patriots |
| QBs Are Not My Forte | 103 | Vernon Davis | TE | 49ers |
| Barkevious At The Moon | 104 | Hakeem Nicks | WR | Giants |
| Don't Touchdown There | 105 | Antonio Brown | WR | Steelers |
| RG3PO | 106 | Mike Williams | WR | Buccaneers |
| Montee (Foot) Ball On Our Phone | 107 | TY Hilton | WR | Colts |
| Twerking With Miley | 108 | Julius Thomas | TE | Broncos |
| Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe | 109 | Rashard Mendenhall | RB | Cardinals |
| The Brianators | 110 | Shonn Greene | RB | Titans |
| Randy Travis Isn't Dead… Yet | 111 | Mikel Leshoure | RB | Lions |
| Hernandez Is Innocent | 112 | Anquan Boldin | WR | 49ers |
| Round 9 | ||||
| Hernandez Is Innocent | 113 | Kenbrell Thompkins | WR | Patriots |
| Randy Travis Isn't Dead… Yet | 114 | Chicago | TM | Bears |
| The Brianators | 115 | Tony Gonzalez | TE | Falcons |
| Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe | 116 | Steve Smith | WR | Panthers |
| Twerking With Miley | 117 | Alex Smith | QB | Chiefs |
| Montee (Foot) Ball On Our Phone | 118 | Golden Tate | WR | Seahawks |
| RG3PO | 119 | Jay Cutler | QB | Bears |
| Don't Touchdown There | 120 | Kai Forbath | K | Redskins |
| Barkevious At The Moon | 121 | EJ Manuel | QB | Bills |
| QBs Are Not My Forte | 122 | Adam Vinatieri | K | Colts |
| Pam And Da Boyz | 123 | Kenny Britt | WR | Titans |
| One Legged Men Can't Kick | 124 | Mike Nugent | K | Bengals |
| Best One | 125 | Shaun Suisham | K | Steelers |
| The Boyz Are Back In Town | 126 | Mike Tolbert | RB | Panthers |
| Round 10 | ||||
| The Boyz Are Back In Town | 127 | Rob Bironas | K | Titans |
| Best One | 128 | Steve Johnson | WR | Bills |
| One Legged Men Can't Kick | 129 | Ryan Tannehill | QB | Dolphins |
| Pam And Da Boyz | 130 | New York | TM | Jets |
| QBs Are Not My Forte | 131 | Jordan Cameron | TE | Browns |
| Barkevious At The Moon | 132 | Seattle | TM | Seahawks |
| Don't Touchdown There | 133 | Antonio Gates | TE | Chargers |
| RG3PO | 134 | San Francisco | TM | 49ers |
| Montee (Foot) Ball On Our Phone | 135 | Montee Ball | RB | Broncos |
| Twerking With Miley | 136 | Denver | TM | Broncos |
| Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe | 137 | St. Louis | TM | Rams |
| The Brianators | 138 | Kyle Rudolph | TE | Vikings |
| Randy Travis Isn't Dead… Yet | 139 | Lance Moore | WR | Saints |
| Hernandez Is Innocent | 140 | Greg Jennings | WR | Vikings |
| Round 11 | ||||
| Hernandez Is Innocent | 141 | Miles Austin | WR | Cowboys |
| Randy Travis Isn't Dead… Yet | 142 | Michael Bush | RB | Bears |
| The Brianators | 143 | Michael Floyd | WR | Cardinals |
| Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe | 144 | Jay Feely | K | Cardinals |
| Twerking With Miley | 145 | Cecil Shorts | WR | Jaguars |
| Montee (Foot) Ball On Our Phone | 146 | Sidney Rice | WR | Seahawks |
| RG3PO | 147 | Rueben Randle | WR | Giants |
| Don't Touchdown There | 148 | Knowshon Moreno | RB | Broncos |
| Barkevious At The Moon | 149 | Ryan Succop | K | Chiefs |
| QBs Are Not My Forte | 150 | Houston | TM | Texans |
| Pam And Da Boyz | 151 | Nick Folk | K | Jets |
| One Legged Men Can't Kick | 152 | New England | TM | Patriots |
| Best One | 153 | Pittsburgh | TM | Steelers |
| The Boyz Are Back In Town | 154 | Cincinnati | TM | Bengals |
| Round 12 | ||||
| The Boyz Are Back In Town | 155 | Jermichael Finley | TE | Packers |
| Best One | 156 | Vincent Brown | WR | Chargers |
| One Legged Men Can't Kick | 157 | Josh Scobee | K | Jaguars |
| Pam And Da Boyz | 158 | Christian Ponder | QB | Vikings |
| QBs Are Not My Forte | 159 | Geno Smith | QB | Jets |
| Barkevious At The Moon | 160 | Kenny Stills | WR | Saints |
| Don't Touchdown There | 161 | Green Bay | TM | Packers |
| RG3PO | 162 | Nick Novak | K | Chargers |
| Montee (Foot) Ball On Our Phone | 163 | Arizona | TM | Cardinals |
| Twerking With Miley | 164 | Isaac Redman | RB | Steelers |
| Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe | 165 | Chris Givens | WR | Rams |
| The Brianators | 166 | San Diego | TM | Chargers |
| Randy Travis Isn't Dead… Yet | 167 | Mohamed Sanu | WR | Bengals |
| Hernandez Is Innocent | 168 | Atlanta | TM | Falcons |
