OK class, it's pop quiz time in the All My Rowdy Friends Fantasy Football League! Let's see who's been paying attention all season. Twenty-five questions below, a mix of multiple choice and short answer. You'll have 30 minutes to complete your test (and the answers are below, but please no peeking!) Eyes on your own paper, number 2 pencils ready and begin…
1. Name three Indianapolis Colts running backs who've scored a TD this season. 2. Who's more dangerous with an axe? a. A lumberjack 3. (or KGB III if you prefer)… Part I, Which of the following has never been used by Pam as a team name? Part II, List at least three reasons why Ken was justified in liking his team when he left the building on Draft Day. 4. If The Penske File, owned by Guy and Joe Caruso, scores just 151 points in the first 6 weeks of the season. What is the points-per owner-per week output of the team? a. 25.16 5. Which guy with a girl's name is on Rob Hanratty's team? a. Kelly Holcomb 6. Which of the following is NOT a St. Louis Rams WR or TE? a. Dane Looker 7. Match each item in Column A with its corresponding description in Column B
8. The appearance of which piece of equipment lying next to you when you wake up in the morning is a sign that Sleeping With The Fish owner Fabrizio Sparacino is not enamored of your recent behavior? a. An Indianapolis Colts helmet 9. Which player best describes the profession that Mr. Underhill's Credit Card co-owner Mark Machiedo hopes to go into after he graduates? a. Lawyer Milloy 10. Donovan McNabb is having a bad season because a. The Eagles offensive line sucks 11. Match these famous "halls" with their jobs
12. A word problem, everyone's favorite… If Ian and Chris have 6 Seahawks on their 12 man roster, then add Seattle TE Itula Mili in place of a non-Seahawk receiver, what percentage of the Late For Luau roster will consist of Seahawks? And how many upgrades and/or patches to Windows XP will it take before Microsoft Excel is able to properly display this percentage to 5 significant digits after the decimal without opening up a security hole that hackers can exploit? 13. Rearrange the letters in the following words to spell the first, middle and last name of Neil's baby daughter: 14. Which of the following items does not belong in the group? 15. Just like the do in "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire", place the following 4 items in order from highest to lowest by weight. a. Martin Gramatica 16. Bi-Polar Disorder is: a. Two polar bears running amok 17. Which of the following teams did Bill Parcells not improve as their coach? a. New York Jets 18. Name all three kickers employed by the Giants thus far this season. 19. Which of the following words would shock Jeremy Shockey the most? a. homogenous 20. Charlie Baker is to Joe Mastrangelo as… a. Bonnie is to Clyde 21. Brian Boghosian's "Keep It Rolling Along" is a tribute to what sports show? a. ESPN's Playmakers 22. Complete this now famous phrase uttered by The Neighborhood Prophet in front of Rob Hanratty's apartment on Draft Day. "Your mama sucks ____________" 23. Warren Sapp… a. All Pro defensive lineman 24. Dave Kang's team name the only season in which he won the league and had a winning record was? a. Kang Kong … and the last question, hurry, time's running out!… 25. Please discuss in detail the reason we don't have a Reserve List in this league and how it benefits the lower ranked teams. For extra credit, please discuss the pros and cons of a playoff system and how it might impact the Caruso Brothers . OK, that's it! Pencils down! So how did you do? ANSWERS
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