If you check the schedule carefully, you'll see that this week is The Commish's scheduled bye week for the News & Notes column...

Sorry guys (and gals), got a late start on the stats on Wednesday night, Game 4 of the World Series is in extra innings and I don't have the stomach to write about Kevin Kelly being in first place for another week!

So as The Commish takes a breather, he promises to return next week when we'll discuss such topics as:

A technical discussion on the scoring of the Randy Moss to Moe Williams lateral touchdown
KGB and The Jets coming back at the same time? Eerie...
What's gone wrong with The Penske File?
What's in a name? Bubba's Brew Crew has Daunte (Culpepper), Dante (Hall) and Darnerian (McCants)
Brian Boghosian's secret plot to injure Tommy Maddox
Chris Jolley covers Elvis' Blue Hawaii
Kevin Kelly is no longer in first place (we hope)
Is Koren a girl's name or a guy's name? Rob needs to know
Why are all the good teams in the Berman Division? And why is Kang Kong still in the Non-Jersey division if Dave Kang lives in Nutley?
Team Brain (Medulla Oblongata) or Team Brian (No Pads, etc), who's better?
Fabrizio provides commentary on the new Scarface DVD release
Glory Days or Gory Days? Why can't the Malures get on a roll?
More Mike Flinn taunting...
...and contraction talks heat up! 'til next week...

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