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Well we've just about reached the halfway point of the All My Rowdy Friends Fantasy Football League season so it's time to get out your #2 pencils for a quick 20 question test to see how well you've been following the league action thus far. No cheating! Keep you eyes on your own paper at all times!
1. In the first Sports Illustrated cover of the season, which mountain were the Malures compared to?
A. Mount Fuji
B. Mount St. Helens
C. Mount Everest
D. Mountain Dew
2. One of these things is not like the other. Which one doesn't belong?
3. The Commish's two other co-owners of the Got MiLK? franchise are:
A. Grace Kelly and Mark Ruffalo
B. Kevin Kelly and Mark Machiedo
C. Kelly Clarkson and Ralph Macchio
D. Joe Mastrangelo and Charlie Baker
4. Rank these items in order from lowest to highest:
A. The amount of money Neil's spent on transactions thus far this season
B. Willis McGahee's uniform number
C. The percentage of the popular vote John Kerry got in this election
D. The number of combined lifetime Rowdy Friends victories by Jim Flinn and Jim Murray
5. Who would you most likely see roaming the sidelines of a Genco Olive Oil Company game?
A. Don Johnson
B. Don Corleone
C. Don Coryell
D. Don Quixote
6. Which is higher, the total of both scores posted by Brian Boghosian's Genco Olive Oil Company team these past two weeks or the score of the game he bowled this past Sunday on ESPN on his way to a 4th place finish in the ABC Masters tournament?
7. Which of the following is a current Minnesota Viking running back?
A. Mewelde Moore
B. Melba Moore
C. Dudley Moore
D. Michael Moore
8. The correct first and surnames of the most recent "Rowdy babies" are:
A. Katelyn Mastrangelo and Kathryn Flinn
B. Kathyrn Mastrangelo and Katelyn Flinn
C. Joe Mastrangelo and Charlie Baker
9. Which college did Chicago Bears quarterback Craig Krenzel play for?
A. Miami
B. Boise State
C. Ohio State
D. Our Lady of Lakeshore Drive
10. No-Shows head coach Ian Morris holds what professional title?
A. CIA
B. CPA
C. CEO
D. ASPCA
11. Match these famous Carusos with what they're famous for:
A. Guy Caruso 1. Singing an aria
B. Joe Caruso 2. Tossing a salad
C. Enrico Caruso 3. Leaving NYPD Blue
D. David Caruso 4. Drafting Josh McCown
12. Fabrizio's favorite method of shipping his horses' head helmets to his opponents is:
A. FedEx
B. UPS
C. DHL
D. Personally leaving them on your pillow while you sleep
13. Which wide receiver has been on Rob Hanratty's team for the past two seasons?
A. Christy Canyon
B. Nikki Nova
C. Ashley Lelie
D. Chasey Lain
14. Who's the real Slim Shady (please stand up)?
A. Mike Malure
B. Kevin Kelly
C. Eminem
15. The Korean guy who dropped out of the league before this season was?
A. Kim Jong Il
B. Dave Kang
C. Ricky Williams
D. That gymnast guy that got screwed out of Olympic gold by Paul Hamm
16. Which of the following is true about "Dead Fish"?
A. They tell no tales
B. They don't wear plaid
C. They float
D. They're owned by Bruce Lerman and Brian Legere
E. All of the above
17. For what one of the teams listed below has Don Cardoza NOT had a "He-Man Haters Club"?
A. Cowboys
B. Yankees
C. Devils
D. Manchester United
18. Complete the following holiday phrase: Have A Holly _____ Christmas.
A. Chris Jolley
B. Jolly
C. Hobbie
D. F***ckin'
19. Russell "Best One" Jones' occupation is:
A. professional poker player
B. bartender
C. stock broker
D. guy who dresses up like Satan and sits in The Black Hole at Raiders games
20. Rank these Bamrick household members in order from youngest to oldest:
A. Ken II
B. Budweiser the dog
C. Pam
D. Ken III
E. Ken II's Emerson Boozer jersey
… and the last extra-credit question, hurry, time's running out!…
Extra Credit Essay Question.
If Route 10 is closed at the intersection by Pelican Pools, please describe the best way to get to The Commish's house.
OK, time's up! Pencils down. How did you do?
ANSWERS
(1) B (2) C Tiny Tim, the rest are "Big Bens" (3) B (4) B 21, A 31, D 35, C 48
(5) B (6) his bowling score (153) is barely higher than this two-game total (137)
(7) A (8) A (9) C (10) C (11) A-4, B-2, C-1, D-3 (12) D (13) C (14) C
(15) B (16) E (17) D (18) B (19) B (20) D-B-C-E-A
(Extra Credit) anything that doesn't involve using the GPS system in Ken Bamrick's car.
SCORE
20 correct - You want to do the stats next week?
16 - 19 - Commissioner in training
10 - 15 - You should read the News & Notes more often
5 - 9 - You Shouldn't lose interest after Week 3
less than 5 - Where exactly are you on Sundays?
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