First off, a big "thank you" to Kevin "1-800-RENT-A-COMMISH" Kelly for filling in for me in my absence, assuming commissionary duties and basically playing Mini-Me to my Dr. Evil...

And now, what the heck, I might as well jinx everyone this week! But if you look closely, you'll realize that one of the top four owners picture does not actually appear on the cover at all. Hmmm? Wonder how much The Commish got paid for this one? Probably a lot more than that lunch at the House of Blues that Joe sprung for in an attempt to stay off of this week's cover (but seriously Joe, thanks for the Southern hospitality!). No wonder The Commish can afford to take week long vacations!