Due to the recent power outage in The Commish's Office on Thursday (the lamps got lit again around 8PM), coupled with the lure of watching Game 7 of the American League Championship Series between the Yankees and the Red Sox, the first News & Notes column of the season will be delayed until next week's stats. The Commish apologizes for the delay but promises a full column next week which will contain things such as: Can we call Kyle Burnham, J.R. junior? Because that would be J.R. JR. wouldn't it?
- At least one sentence in which will appear the phrases "Dany Heatley", "Ferrari" and "Pelle Lindbergh" Who are you? Too-too, too-too, I really want to know
- ...and why oh why would a white tiger attack Patrick Roy? He must've been a Red Wings fan... Please check back next week for all the goodies and once again The Commish's Office apologizes for not delivering a column this week. Please forward all your complaints to Jersey Central Power and Light and Andy Pettitte, who couldn't shut down the Sox in Game 6...
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